SKU: 83974503579
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“Touch Base In Hell” is now available in beverage form
This shirt politely informs the world that you’ve clocked out upstairs
The words every graphic designer dreads hearing are now celebrated on a mug you actually choose to wear
Getting your daily water is as simple as this stylish water bottle
Created by a neurodivergent graphic designer
Fractional-CMO-Tee Corporate Bullshit “Touch Base In Hell” isFor the marketer who loves retainers, hates commitment, and calls it portfolio life. 100% organic, ethically sourced cotton tee that holds shape through endless strategy calls. Duo tone mug sized for lukewarm oat flat whites and vanity metrics. Signal to clients that you scale, optimise, and build moats one deck at a time. Ideal uniform for ghostwriting thought leadership you barely skim.
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