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In Dog Beers I've Only Had One Size:XXL Put those fists in theFor the beer connoisseur who wants to try not one, not two, but seven varieties of ales, stouts, sours and IPAs. Or, for the those who prefer to stick to their go to cold one each and every time. Whatever your pour, make it seven, please! And just remember, if you're going to count your beers like a dog, then be sure to behave like one, too: sit, shake and sit in the passenger seat, never the driver seat.